Sunday, 15 July 2012


3 months and a week from coming up with the idea at a Flagons Den event, The Zen App is now available to buy.

It's surprising how differently you feel about it when you now know that it is public, not just a project!

I have no doubt that there will be some people that do not like the app very much, some may find it offensive (read the rest of the blog if so, you will hopefully change your mind) and from a coding perspective, it is not the most complicated app in the world, but Squirrel wrote it from scratch, with no knowledge of how to code in iOS.  I think that is pretty awesome.

The original vision was purer than this release, as Apple did not allow the app in the form we wanted to present it.  This has caused us to compromise on the ethos a little, which is a shame, but Apple is Apple.

There may be more to come from The Zen App Ltd.  Who knows?  This is a side project that may develop a life of its own, or perhaps a death of its own.

Watch this space...

Sunday, 17 June 2012

Wait, Hack, Wait, Hack...

We're now onto version 4 of the app.  None of the previous versions have been accepted on the app store, hence the title.

I had a call with Apple to discuss the ethos of the app, but to cut a long story short, they were simply not interested!

We have taken direction from Apple and now added an option to change the Zen background colour, we will also be adding a log of the previous times the user has managed to Zen for.

These are not features we really wanted to add, they are not very "Zen" but there is no other way to get the app into the App Store!

Maybe we'll add an in-app purchase to remove the features and restore The Zen App to it's intended form!

Watch this space...

Thursday, 10 May 2012

The Waiting Game...

The hack weekend is over.  

Version 0.1 has been submitted to the App Store and we're pretty happy with version 0.2.

Squirrel was very impressive in hacking the new version to include some Twitter functionality and some of you may even have seen some Zen App tweets!

For now though, it's Apple's time.  Their time use The Zen App to their heart's content and "Zen" for as long it takes them to approve the basic app...(or not)...

Watch this space...

Monday, 30 April 2012

Two MacBook Airs and a Squirrel...

I needed a new laptop.  I've never used a Mac before, but decided it was time to go for it.  The apple store in Covent Garden obliged by relieving me (my credit card) of an inordinate amount of money for a MacBook Air. Unfortunately, during the 15 minute set up, the poor Apple chap accidentally scratched it, so they had to swap it out for another one (as of course Apple would!).  They didn't seem to want to offer me two for the price of one though, shame.

This purchase was slightly accelerated (but not by much) by issues that Squirrel was having with submitting The Zen App on an old MacBook Pro.  I met up with Squirrel that evening, with the new (unscratched) Mac and he did what was needed to get us back on track.

The Zen app is now ready to launch.  A basic version at least.

If we sell to anyone 'external' I'll be delighted.  If we sell enough, then we have a product roadmap to take an app that essentially does nothing to the next level.

We now have all the tools we need and have a weekend hack planned soon to get it submitted and work on the first update.

watch this space...

Monday, 16 April 2012

Satire, Zen and Laughter

At first The Zen App idea was just satire and irony: use technology to relax and get away from your computer, your phone, the internet...erm...your technology!  The more we talked about it, the more we decided that there was actually no reason for it not to be used as a serious app as well.  Perhaps it could be useful to zone out, to "Zen", looking at a blank screen and listening to my Dad's waves.  Couldn't we all do with a little moment every day to escape the madness of our lives?

We do not wish to be accused of mocking Zen Buddhism, so we have researched and discussed it with people who have first hand experience and have lived in the Far East.

The conclusion that we came to was that the Zen App could have a lot of of different reactions, of course there may be people that say we are exploiting Zen Buddhism, that will be their opinion.  However, other people may find themselves wanting to find out more about Zen, some may find themselves feeling more relaxed and some may just find it funny and may even laugh, which would be great.  After all:

“Laughter is the language of the soul.”
― Pablo Neruda

“It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.

"I am a professional laugher"
― Dalai Lama

Saturday, 14 April 2012

Bringing you up to date...

It's now over a week since The Zen App was born as an idea and I thought it was about time I bought you right up to speed:

As well as day jobs and a busy bank holiday weekend this is what we have achieved:
  • Idea (ding!)
  • MVP and ultimate vision developed (as well as the parts inbetween)
  • Squirrel has educated himself enough on iOS to come up with the MVP (as a non-developer, I have to give him kudos for that).
  • I have met with Darshan at (@chiefchimpanzee) (thanks to @MrChrisEllis for the intro ) who is helping us find an iOS developer and potentially providing marketing services.
  • Zen App Ltd was registered Thursday 12th April and the application for the Apple Developer Program is in.
  • The waves on the beach at the bottom of my Dad's garden sound pretty much the same.
So that's about it.  I'm working on a post about the satirical nature of the app, we do not want the app to appear to be mocking anything, that is definitely not our intention.

watch this space...

Tuesday, 10 April 2012


There was something unsatisfying about the waves idea. Admittedly, the app in it's current form doesn't have a lot of substance (that's the point) but could we be doing more to make it more authentic? Well the answer was yes. Absolutely.

On my journey home, I sent a text to my Dad, who lives by the sea on the south coast :

(I did thank him after)
Despite saying he'd try tomorrow (and much to my surprise and delight), at 00:08, the waves arrived by email. I forwarded them to Squirrel for inclusion in the web version he was working on.
Squirrel and I were both riding a wave of excitement the kind that only the startups generate, with both of us currently still in corporate jobs, it was the best thing that could have happened...